Eight parents you’ll definitely meet at the playground
No matter where you might live, the playground is a microcosm reminiscent of high school, with a cast of characters you’d just as likely find clustered around any set of lockers—save minding their mini mes instead of making out beneath the bleachers. Each type of parent operates within the confines of their own social style and strata, but New York City parents have cultivated a few unique affectations that are theirs and theirs alone. Next time your kids cruise the park for some play action, take a peek around and see who you might spot on the neighboring bench. Or, you might just see yourself in any or all of these peeps!
The Hawk
Perched on a centrally located park bench to survey their young, The Hawk is at the ready to swoop in to mend any bruise or scrape at any second. They’re your best bet to hit up for a damage control squirt of hand sanitizer, as they’re equipped with the contents of a doctor’s bag in the storage bucket of their stroller. Should another child get aggressive with their young, by say cutting them in the swing line or pushing them off a teeter totter, The Hawk is prepared to snatch them up and return them to the nest in seconds.
The Oblivious Parent
The polar opposite of The Hawk, ask Oblivious where their child might be playing at any given time and you’re sure to be met with a smile and a shrug. Impervious to rules or even suggestions, personal freedom is their credo—especially their own, which in NYC most often results in an accidental Darwinist s