Sane shuk shopping: how to keep your cool in, let’s face it, utter chaos
As a shuk junky, I am unashamed to admit that, until a couple of years ago, I hated Israel’s markets. Walking through the Carmel Market in Tel Aviv was my understanding of hell-on-earth; the grappling, the noise, the pointedly used pointy elbows as people shoved past. However, I wised up eventually, thanks to the following nuggets of advice I picked up along the way. Now I pass them on, to help you shuk-shop in style:
1. Get Your Israeli On
Honey, you aren’t in Kansas anymore. You’re in the Middle East, in the midst of Sabra territory, where people aren’t afraid to fight for what they want. In shuk terms, this translates to pushing, yelling, and general all-round obnoxious behavior. As the saying goes, “If you can’t beat ‘em, join em!”, so don’t hesitate to get stuck in, all’s fair in love and… shopping for veggies.
2. Get a Shuk Cart
Yes, invest in one of those shopping carts most commonly seen at the hands of the…older generations, known locally as a ‘Shuk Cart’. These pensioners know what’s up; it is miserable, not to mention impractical, to shop with heavy plastic bags weighing you down. The carts are roomy, and ensure that you barely feel the weight of your purchases, transforming the shopping experience. Since shuk carts are still a decidedly ‘edgy’ investment, go bold and embrace the lurid colors and tacky prints on offer (I opted for fuchsia.)
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3. Timing is Everything
As a general rule, Israeli markets become increasingly busy towards the week