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Five things we've turned to while broke in London

Five things we've turned to while broke in London

We've all felt the pain. Those post-work pints, travelcard top ups and sky-rocketing rent. Living in London often means you're left without any cash. But hey, being Londoners means that we're smart. Like any inhabitants of an uncontrollable climate, we've learned how to adapt to our surroundings. Here are five things Londoners are regularly guilty of in times of financial strife. The 'something-free' January   A photo posted by Amy (@amyparsnips) on Jan 23, 2017 at 5:19am PST Meat, alcohol, sugar – it all comes with a price tag. Expenditures that you can’t quite justify when you’re tempted to strategically distribute the toilet roll in your flat share. But rather than risk attaining a lavatory-enforced nickname, we turn such luxuries into a fad. Dry January. Veganuary. Sugar-free January. Inspired sacrifices that give the impression we’re walking into 2017 as selfless souls. But in reality, we’re trying in vain to keep our overdrafts on our side. The Borough Market sample binge   A photo posted by 식도락 여행 (@kebinkorea) on Jan 23, 2017 at 1:41am PST It’s the weekend. We want to be social. Honestly we do. But when all your fridge can offer is a questionable potato that’s sprouting limbs and a pot of yoghurt that’s put so much effort into breeding a furry fungi family, you’re actually quite attached to them now, there are only so many options left. Wait, listen. Hear that? It’s the street market gods answering your cries. Come, come to our food stalls. Do eight laps
11 London spaces where you can barbecue like a boss

11 London spaces where you can barbecue like a boss

Yes, we’re well aware that the sunshine we’ve had of late might be our lot for this summer. But we can enjoy it while it lasts – and nothing quite beats the triumphant taste of burnt bangers in the great outdoors. So if you want to get a barbie going but don’t have a garden, here are 11 places in the city where you can get your sizzle on.  A post shared by Amy-May Wallace (@amymaywallace) on Jun 14, 2017 at 1:42pm PDT Highbury Fields, Islington We’re all for killing two birds with one stone, and at Highbury Fields, you can chargrill your chicken thighs on a sunny day while your quads feel the heat too. Just remember that sunscreen. You want your food crispy, not yourself.   London, you look lovely today ☺️ #London #Islington #Holloway #Summer #CaledonianPark #CaledonianClockTower #BlueSkies #Nature #Park A post shared by TARA MILLINGTON 💋 (@taramillington) on May 22, 2017 at 4:00am PDT Caledonian Park, Holloway Caledonian Park has got so much time for your barbequing endeavours, it even has a Grade II listed clock tower. Use it as a handy timer for your grills – or to see how long the sun stays out to play. Cantelowes Gardens, Camden This little Camden gem is tucked away from the hustle and bustle you’d normally expect from NW1. It’s also home to a cool skateboarding park, which means you can put both your burger and board flipping skills to the test. 
Five people you meet when you go ice skating in London

Five people you meet when you go ice skating in London

Winter always smacks us in the face. Our tights drawer is a denier dog’s dinner, Michael Bublé has emerged from his cave, and we’re yet to do the obligatory Boots swoop – meaning the discovery of a rather pitiful, lone Lemsip at the bottom of our bag is a jackpot. One thing we can rejoice about is the fact that it’s ice skating season. We all love to pull out our inner Torvill & Dean, but forget to mentally prepare for the encounters on ice. So please, in order to avoid receiving a frosty reception, watch out for one of these five fiends of the freezes.      Elsa On Ice Alright Somerset House ice queens, we get it. Your glide is smoother than Barry White’s voice and your grace screams Swan Lake. What’s the crack then? Is your bestie a snowman? Because when you’re at one with frozen water, it’s the only logical answer. Take your bouncy Nordic curls underneath that stupidly fluffy beanie (even though we secretly want to know where you got it from) and go back to the igloo you came from.         A video posted by lemonyland (@lemonyland) on Nov 22, 2015 at 1:41pm PST     Romeo & Juliet On Ice If winter wasn’t enough of a warning that we shouldn’t be single, love’s young, hand-holding dream ought to do it. Their double wingspan takes up so much room on the Winter Wonderland rink and us poor wall-huggers haven’t the confidence to overtake. We're stuck behind, as they laugh and giggle into each other’s eyes. And as unwilling victims, we can vouch this situation is far from f
Five things to do on a Wednesday night once GBBO's done and dusted

Five things to do on a Wednesday night once GBBO's done and dusted

D‐Day is here. Or should we say G‐B‐B‐O‐D‐Day? The season 7 finale of 'The Great British Bake Off' tonight is leaving an even more bitter taste in the mouth, because it’s the last as we know it. (A bit like Geri leaving the Spice Girls – when vital ingredients are missing, it’s never going to work.) Whether you head to The Glory on Kingsland Road who are holding a special finale event, or set up camp in your lounge with a bottle of vino or six, time is a great healer. And while there aren’t many activities as transfixing as watching Selasi pummel herbs, here are five things that we can do on a Wednesday night instead (and no, we can’t make him become the pestle to your mortar).   Enjoying the authentic Tudor pestle and mortar, Selasi? 😕💪 #GBBO pic.twitter.com/CP2Dkistlb — BBC One (@BBCOne) October 12, 2016     The Great British Shuffle Off Coming out of such an intense relationship, you often have to enquire: What’s changed in the outside world? Well, since you asked… London is shuffling. We don’t mean the foot jittering dance of today’s youth. We’re talking about the sport that was a favourite past time of Henry VIII, waiting for you at the Old Truman Brewery. London Shuffle Club is a natural blend of curling and bowling. See, it even sounds a bit Bake Off (ish).   The Great British Shake Off We get it. You can’t shake Hollywood’s ocean blue peepers from your mind. We were hooked too. Until we shook something else... a cocktail shaker of course! The Little Yellow