Ian writes about clubs, comedy and rude things about famous people for Time Out. He can usually be found working with illustrator and voice actor Dom Oliver (@hunkynumpty) on a comprehensive guide to Northern Slang. Innit.

Ian Jones

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Five Manchester restaurants that deserve a Michelin star

Five Manchester restaurants that deserve a Michelin star

Manchester is home to an abundance of excellent restaurants – from burger joints to brilliant brunch destinations – that have revived the city’s culinary scene in ways big and small. Unfortunately, we have yet to receive a single Michelin star. Are things about to change? Here are five eateries that we think have pulled their weight and deserve to be awarded the food world’s highest honour. RECOMMENDED: Full guide to the best restaurants in Manchester

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The A to Z of Northern slang - Z is for Zonked

The A to Z of Northern slang - Z is for Zonked

Zonked adjective ˈzɒŋkt Definition: Exhaustion from overuse of drugs or alcohol. Origins: An adaptation of the word 'zone' to suggest one's mental state is in a different time zone. Synonyms: cabbaged, zoned outClick play to hear how to say this word. Illustrations: Dom Oliver.Visit Give Over for more.MORE FROM THE BLOG
The A to Z of Northern slang - Y is for Yay Big

The A to Z of Northern slang - Y is for Yay Big

Yay Big adjective ˈyā bɪɡ Definition: The size of an object, used in conjunction with hand gestures to demonstrate the appropriate width. Origins: 'Yay' comes from the Middle English word 'yea', which means 'truly'. Over time it has come to mean 'this', referring to the space between one's hands. Synonyms: bout yon big Click play to hear how to say this word. Illustrations: Dom Oliver.Visit Give Over for more.MORE FROM THE BLOG
The A to Z of Northern slang - W is for Wrong Un

The A to Z of Northern slang - W is for Wrong Un

Wrong Un noun ˈrȯŋ ən Definition: An unsavoury person who should be avoided. Origins: Tonal emphasis on 'wrong' implies a deviant nature. 'Un' is a shortening of 'one'. Synonyms: creep, HerbertClick play to hear how to say this word Illustrations: Dom Oliver.Visit Give Over for more.MORE FROM THE BLOG
The A to Z of Northern slang - V is for Vicar's Collar

The A to Z of Northern slang - V is for Vicar's Collar

Vicar's Collar noun ˈvi-kərs kä-lər Definition: The thin band of tobacco at the end of a cigarette before it reaches the end. This part is undesirable due to its proximity to the plastic filter tip. Origins: The white band of the cigarette paper resembles the detachable collar worn by members of the clergy. Synonyms: scrag end, shady dockersClick play to hear how to say this word Illustrations: Dom Oliver.Visit Give Over for more.MORE FROM THE BLOG
The A to Z of Northern slang - T is for Tight

The A to Z of Northern slang - T is for Tight

​Tight adjective ˈtīt Definition: Not wanting to share possessions or lend money. Origins: An adaptation of the Biblical term 'tight-fisted' (Deuteronomy 15:7-8). Usually followed by the word 'arse' to imply someone so miserly they won't even release a fart. Synonyms: snidey, slyClick play to hear how to say this word. Illustrations: Dom Oliver.Visit Give Over for more.MORE FROM THE BLOG
The A to Z of Northern slang - U is for Undies

The A to Z of Northern slang - U is for Undies

Undies noun ˈən-dēz Definition: Clothing worn next to the skin under outer clothes. Origins: A shortening of the word 'underwear'. Synonyms: gruds, underkecksClick play to hear how to say this word. Illustrations: Dom Oliver.Visit Give Over for more.MORE FROM THE BLOG
The A to Z of Northern slang - S is for Scran

The A to Z of Northern slang - S is for Scran

Scran noun ˈskræn Definition: A considerable amount of items to eat. Origins: From the Dutch word 'schranzen' which means to consume excessively. Synonyms: munchClick play to hear how to say this word. Illustrations: Dom Oliver.Visit Give Over for more.MORE FROM THE BLOG
The A to Z of Northern slang - R is for Rank

The A to Z of Northern slang - R is for Rank

Rank adjective ˈraŋk Definition: Something deeply unpleasant to see, smell, taste, consider, etc. Origins: Something of a very low status. Related to the Swedish word 'rank' which means thin and weak. Synonyms: grotty, honksClick play to hear how to say this word. Illustrations: Dom Oliver.Visit Give Over for more.MORE FROM THE BLOG
The A to Z of Northern slang - Q is for Quebbin'

The A to Z of Northern slang - Q is for Quebbin'

Quebbin' verb ˈkwi-ˈbin Definition: A state or feeling of extreme fear. Origins: Mostly limited to St Helens, it comes from the noise made by a quivering sphincter during times of grave danger. Synonyms: cacking it, fritninClick play to hear how to say this word. Illustrations: Dom Oliver.Visit Give Over for more.MORE FROM THE BLOG
The A to Z of Northern slang - P is for Pleb

The A to Z of Northern slang - P is for Pleb

Pleb noun ˈplɛb Definition: A boy going through puberty who has yet to grow pubic hair. Origins: A conflation of the words 'pubes' and 'less'. Used exclusively by teenage boys to insult their peers. Synonyms: pyeblessClick play to hear how to say this word. Illustrations: Dom Oliver.Visit Give Over for more.MORE FROM THE BLOG
The A to Z of Northern slang - O is for Our Kid

The A to Z of Northern slang - O is for Our Kid

Our Kid noun ˈär kid Definition: The brother or sister of the speaker. Origins: Came from the need to denote ownership of a sibling, implying that they can order them to do things they would not do for others. Synonyms: me bredrenClick play to hear how to say this word. Illustrations: Dom Oliver.Visit Give Over for more.MORE FROM THE BLOG
The A to Z of Northern slang - N is for nobhead

The A to Z of Northern slang - N is for nobhead

Nobhead noun ˈnäb-ed Definition: An irritating person who is oblivious to how they are perceived. Origins: Someone so abrasive and unaware of their surroundings, a penis could be drawn on their forehead without them realising or being told about it. Synonyms: wazzock, dipshitClick play to hear how to say this word. Illustrations: Dom Oliver.Visit Give Over for more.MORE FROM THE BLOG