Anna Piper Scott: None of That Queer Stuff
Fresh from her first Edinburgh Fringe Festival, Anna Piper Scott’s latest show for The Melbourne International Comedy Festival does not disappoint. The cult phenomenon of Melbourne’s comedy scene is here to finally reach her target demographic: heterosexuals.
Scott welcomes her audience by introducing herself individually as they sit. She acknowledges that this is something she likes to do to make everyone feel comfortable, as this may be someone’s first time meeting a “real-life trans woman”. The act is the kindest set up to a punchline imaginable, instantly setting the tone that she is allowing us to laugh with her at all the queer shenanigans soon to unfold.
A quick audience poll determines that a grand total of two people here are straight, and Anna reassures that this is a safe space for them – she has tens of hetero friends, after all. In fact, Scott explains that this show was made for the straights. She declares that upon seeing their undying love for Ed Sheeran as a cry for help, and receiving advice from fellow comedians to “tone down her queerness to gain success”, she has decided to give it a go.
Scott balances this perfectly – keeping her set ostensibly queer, but just as accessible for any fresh allies wandering in. In her first story of the evening, Scott recounts a tram ride where she was defended by a Pedro Pascal-esque cowboy from two shit-talking teenage boys. The entire interaction, having unfolded in Spanish, completely goes over Scott’s head, but the