Eddy Frankel joined Time Out way back in 2012 as a lowly listings writer and has somehow survived, like a cockroach with a degree in art history. He has been Time Out’s lead UK art critic since 2016. His whole schtick is writing simply about complicated art, and being rude about Antony Gormley. He has reviewed so many Picasso and David Hockney shows that if he has to see one more painting by either of them his eyes are very likely to crumble to dust. What he lacks in maturity, he more than makes up for in his ability to wear shorts long into the winter months.