Catherine Cohen

It’s no secret to my beautiful fans that I live an incredibly glamorous life. On any given day, I’ll wake naturally around noon, roll over, grab my phone, and scroll through apps until it dies. When my phone is dead, I know it’s time to begin my day. It isn’t easy being an icon, but someone has to do it. Here’s an unsolicited guide to what makes me...me. BeautyMy beauty routine is simple. I soak in a hot bathtub two-four times a day, cover my face in Vaseline and let Mother Nature have her way with me. My hair has a mind of its own, so I rarely tame it. Lately, I’ve been leaning into my unibrow, which mostly just means I have a unibrow and talk about it a lot. In terms of makeup, I live for a playful cat eye or a bold lip. Life is supposed to be fun!!!!!!! StyleMy daily uniform is a high-waisted pant with a playful crop top. I love to accentuate my female form and can’t wait for my size-10 ass to be on TV. I live for colors that hurt to look at and think velvet should be worn year-round. In the winter, it’s all about a fur coat. In the summer, it’s all about putting deodorant between my thighs so they don’t rub together when I walk. Heavy is the head that wears the crown... FitnessI love going to The Gym, or as I like to call it, Equinox. In the past I’ve paid trainers thousands of dollars to tell me to drag a bag of sand across the floor, but now I usually do some squats or take a yoga class. Sometimes I’ll just go to wash and blowdry my hair. On the weekends, I like to go o