Brendan Hancock

The Real Housewives of Sydney is back after a not-so-brief hiatus, and this Emerald City of ours is the perfect playground for a second season of glamourising rich women behaving badly. So put down that girl dinner, because the Marvel Cinematic Universe for homosexuals is back in town, and I’m here to give you the run-down(under).  Wait, why was the original Real Housewives of Sydney cancelled? For the newly initiated, this is the second attempt at a Sydney Housewives franchise. Six years ago, we had some snarky fights, police complaints filed against cast members, and even a “morbidly obese guy on a kayak towing an inflatable swan” saving one of our girls who “nearly fucking drowned”. Reportedly, the series was canned because it was too nasty. Which is crazy, because rich women from Vaucluse are so chill normally. Personally, I think the nasty was a nice touch. Let's be real, we all love a bit of drama, and what is more high drama than the frivolous in-fighting of people with more money than sense? I like to watch. I’m sick like that. But I’m just a comedian who mines their life for content, so what do I know? So, who is in the cast of The Real Housewives of Sydney? We have two returning veterans from our first season. Krissy March, a former model, is married to a property investor tycoon, and I guess I love her after hearing her say “it’s a good day to get these bitches a blow dry”. Former Miss Australia Nicole O’Neil now identifies as the “CEO of the O’Neil household” – wh