Skipping Girl Take Away
The first thing that strikes you when you walk into Melbourne’s newest burger joint is the Great Wall of Sauce - more than 100 bottles of liquid flavour, from mild and sweet honey mustard to blistering hot chilli that has enough kick to send you to the moon.
But they’re mere accessories to the star attraction, the burgers that require two hands, lots of napkins and one big appetite. In an old-school aluminum chip tray your double beef comes with two juicy patties, cooked medium rare and topped with cheese, tomato, lettuce, onion, and pickles. All in order so far. But the Ef’n Kale burger proves to be a surprising winner. A thick, hearty veggie pattie that’s full herbs and earthy with potato, carrots and plump peas comes wearing a juicy stack of wilted kale and a bitey tomato kasundi. Score one, vegetables.
The smoked mac 'n' cheese is a bit of a one-trick pony – it has all the campfire flavour you could wish for, but it overwhelms the cheese. A better bet is the triple cooked, extra crunchy chips.
A chocolate milkshake in a mason jar is more eye candy than taste sensation with a skewer of marshmallow and jelly lollies because even milkshakes get a garnish these days.
The café itself, as they say in diplomatic circles, is ‘cosy’; there are four tables inside and seven outside, but it packs a whole lot of '90s ambiance in a small space. The fitout is identical to those beloved fish and chip shops that every Melbourne suburb had in the '80s and '90s. Blasting out of speakers