Meet the Undateables: Ann and Mike

Each week, we take two New Yorkers who swear they’re totally undateable, and put our matchmaking skills to the test

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Photograph: Ann Sullivan

Why they’re single:
Ann: She’s been in school for a very long time and has forgotten how to interact with normal people.
Mike: He’s been burning the candle at both ends for years and didn’t have time for other things.

Ideal date:
Ann: Going to a bookstore and then getting some dessert
Mike: Going to a museum or park and then grabbing some cocktails

THE DATE

First impression
Ann: “I had no expectations, but I thought he was cute! He had an interesting shirt on that was light pink with tigers. He was friendly and easy to talk to.”
Mike: “My train got stuck underground, so I was almost late but made it just in time. She was really cute and also considerate, which put me at ease."

Chemistry
Ann: “We talked about a lot, from lighter topics to more serious things. He does improv and actually convinced me to take an intro class this week.”
Mike: “There was definitely chemistry. I can get kind of bored if I’m not intellectually stimulated in a conversation, but she really drew me in.”

Awkward Moment
Ann: “We both felt like it was weird to be on a blind date and both couldn’t stop bringing up how weird it was. But that kind of resolved the tension in a way.”
Mike: “We were sitting really close—our legs were kind of against each other—and I picked up my drink and then spilled it a bit. But luckily it was just on me."

Afterward
Ann: “I was going to a show in Brooklyn and he lives there, so we decided to grab drinks in Fort Greene. We kissed at the bar a bit, and then a bit after.”
Mike: “After we left dinner, I could feel there was a connection. We were standing pretty close on the train, and there was a lot of touching and flirting.”

Verdict
Ann: ♥ “He was funny and sweet and seemed to be able to talk about things in both a mature way and to have some fun about them.”
Mike: ♥ “It went pretty well. Honestly, I’ve been on a lot of dates recently, and this was a really good one. I would definitely want to go out with her again.”

Our daters went to A Summer Day Cafe (109 West Broadway, 646-882-0420)

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Best date ideas in NYC

  • Drinking

Taste great whiskey and learn some fascinating facts at Great Jones Distilling Co., which opened to the public in 2021 as Manhattan's first and only legal whiskey distillery in over 100 years. The 28,000 square-foot venue operates as a fully functioning distillery with a tasting room and several drinking and dining venues, including an underground speakeasy and a full restaurant. 

Couples can book several different experiences, including a tour detailing the whiskey-making process ($35), a culinary cocktail pairing experience ($145) and a hands-on mixology class ($110). 

  • Lower East Side

Ye’s Apothecary ranks as one of New York City’s best date spots. Exceedingly pretty with has an air of speakeasy about it, the venue will turn "getting to know you" into a little more. Descend and make a sharp right: a cinematic bar is over your shoulder, set with gleaming emerald tiles and a few seats facing illuminated shelves as studied as a still life. The expanse of the long, jewel-toned venue is to the left, where elegant light fixtures float above banquettes and candlelit, marble tables.

It’s all very intimate, both as a euphemism for manageably tight and as a mood. 

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  • Health and beauty
  • Spas

Maybe this one isn't for a first date. But once you are more comfortable with your significant other, get your sweat on at a sauna or relax in a lantern-lit pool together.

Some local spas offer or even specialize in couples massages for a romantic date option. NYC spas range from affordable to all-out luxurious. Treat yourself to a pampering at one of these spas — you two deserve it.

  • Sex and dating
  • Sex & Dating

How about a date that has been set up for you? The Metropolitan Museum of Art's beloved "Date Nights" give visitors an opportunity to become acquainted with artwork with informal drop-in gallery chats, the chance to listen in on gorgeous live music and sip on yummy cocktails.

"Date Nights" are held every Friday and Saturday nights in the American Wing Café from 5pm to 9pm. Even better, date nights come with museum admission, which is always pay-what-you-wish for New York State residents and NY, NJ, and CT students with valid ID. And this time, advance tickets are not required. 

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The low-key dazzling Speakeasy Magick brings close-up magic table by table throughout a dark speakeasy where drinks flow and tricks await. 

Hosted by Todd Robbins (Play Dead), who specializes in mild carnival-sideshow shocks, Speakeasy Magick is a moveable feast of legerdemain. Audience members are visited at their tables by a series of performers in turn.

Robbins describes this as “magic speed dating.” One might also think of it as tricking: an illusion of intimacy, a satisfying climax, and off they go into the night.

  • Things to do
  • City Life

Board a Classic Harbor Line cruise for a romantic evening on the '20s-style Yacht Manhattan—made extra cozy with ample pillows and corner tables. Order a glass of champagne to sip as you pass the amazing One World Trade tower, sailboats gliding peacefully, and Jersey City's many high rises. As the sun dips lower in the sky, the light bounces off different buildings, especially the Empire State Building, which seem to glow like a torch.

You can reserve your trip here or call the Classic Harbor Line NYC phone number (212) 627-1825. Make it a double date to get a price break on tickets.

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  • Art
  • Art

Sure, those selfies on your phone are cute, but take things to the next level with professional selfies at the new FotoLab. It's NYC's first self portrait photography studio, and it makes for a super fun date. 

At this Chelsea spot, you and your sweetie can cozy up in the studio to get some adorable photos together. There's music pumping through the studio, and you can bring some props (or a pet), so even if you're camera shy, you'll feel totally comfortable.

Maybe you'll even take things to a major next step and save this photo for a holiday card together.

  • French
  • Greenwich Village
  • price 3 of 4

A West Village institution with classy decor, Minetta Tavern serves up that famous burger that’s on your bucket list. After your splurge, turn things up a notch at Marie’s Crisis Café, the iconic piano bar down the street. You can listen to some show tunes and join in the singing once you’ve got a few drinks in you. Who knows, maybe you and your date will harmonize!

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  • Sports and fitness
  • Sports & Fitness

Go ahead and make a racket because ping pod pods—appropriately called PingPod—are now open across NYC. They're open 24/7, so whether you're looking for a daytime date or a late-night option, you can head to a PingPod location of your choice for some good old-fashioned fun. 

If your date can't volley some jokes while gently hitting a plastic ball across the table, well, maybe that's a foul.

  • Nightlife
  • Nightlife
  • Lower East Side

Drop your inhibitions at this seductive, throwback lounge. Cheeky performers will leave you and your date laughing, curious and maybe a bit aroused. From your table by the stage (the space is small enough that there’s not really a bad seat in the house) expect the unexpected as aerial performers, singers, comedians, dancers and sexily clad lads and ladies perform circus and sideshow tricks. You’ll be hard-pressed to find anything like it in the Lower East Side—or anywhere else. Book tickets here.

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