Choose your own adventure: the office Christmas party

There’s a loud ‘Oi!’ from across the bar. Then people start to fall like dominoes. You turn to see what the commotion is about and it’s your boss – snotty and furious – screaming at you for leaving work early. Kev gives you a sheepish look. What do you do?

A) Flee.

B) Deeply apologise and offer to go back to the office and do a couple more hours of work before coming back.

C) Shots! Shots! Shots!

OR BACK TO START.