Choose your own adventure: the office Christmas party

You’re running through west London, sprinting as fast as you can, with a churning stomach of mulled wine. By the time you look up to see where you are, you’re at Mahiki. It appears there’s another Christmas party going on there. It’s hard to tell what kind of workplace but everyone there seems to be guffawing a lot. There are of boxy suits. Do you:

A) Gatecrash the party?

B) Go get a takeaway and calm down?

C) Just sack it all off and go home?

OR BACK TO START.