Oh God. Oh no. What have you done? At first you were proud of your gatecrashing ability. You’d fooled the woman with the guest list. You’d bagged yourself a complimentary glass of fizz. But it turns out you’ve made a massive mistake. Things seemed a little off when that girl you were chatting to kept talking extensively about natural light. Then you saw the sign on the door: you’ve gatecrashed an estate agents’ party. It’s time to leave, your night is over.
THE END.
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