Choose your own adventure: the office Christmas party

Oh my God, the crowd – your six hammered co-workers – are going wild as you perform ‘Africa’ by Toto. You’re spinning a pink glittery cowboy hat above your head, knee-sliding along the benches and pretending to air-guitar with an inflatable toy. Your crush whispers in your ear: that was the sexiest thing I’ve ever seen. As closing time comes, you’ve got a choice to make. Do you:

A) Finish off the night at The Lexington with the rest of the stragglers?

B) Kev from sales has texted to see if you fancy smoking some weed at his. Could do that?

C) Invite your crush back to yours?

OR BACK TO START.