Choose your own adventure: the office Christmas party

Kev’s flat is disgusting. He doesn’t seem to have emptied his kitchen bin since June 2015. And his sofa is dusted in takeaway wrappers like they’re snowfall. Still, you’re here now: he lights a spliff and goes to hand it to you but by that point you’ve already fallen asleep.

You wake up the next day with his flatmate staring at you.

THE END. 

OR BACK TO START.

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