Pat Healy

Played by Matt Dillon in ‘There’s Something About Mary’ (1998)

Why so creepy? Let’s count the ways. Private detective Healy, antihero of the Farrelly Brothers’ hit comedy, is a manipulative, lying scumbag who’ll cheat, deceive and exploit anyone in his path (including innocent dogs, the elderly and the disabled) to get where he wants: namely, into Cameron Diaz’s pants.

Most despicable act: Using Mary’s mentally-challenged brother as a hapless shill.

Most despicable line: ‘We agreed I wouldn’t fuck you and you wouldn't fuck me until we got this fuck out of the fuckin’ picture.’

Possibility of redemption: Not out of the question, but we’d never be sure it wasn’t just another slimeball ruse.

Read Time Out's review of 'There's Something About Mary'

The 10 most despicable creeps on film

Scumbags, jerks and good old fashioned cold-hearted bastards – nobody stoops quite as low as this lot

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In new movie ‘Filth’, based on the novel by Irvine Welsh, James McAvoy plays a right wrong ’un: a bent copper whose racist attitudes and corruption make him one of the year’s most memorable villains. So we asked ourselves: who are the most vile, unnerving characters in the history of cinema? We don’t mean the serial killers and the career criminals – that’s a different list. With these guys, it’s less about what they do and more about how they do it – we’re talking slimeballs and sleazebags, smirkers and shirkers, stoolpigeons and sex pests. So hang onto your lunch as we present the ten most despicable creeps on film…

Read our review of 'Filth'

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There’s in-yer-face cinema, and then there’s in-yer-face, down-yer-throat and throw-it-back-up-all-over-the-pavement cinema. This punky adaptation of Irvine Welsh’s novel ‘Filth’ is a glossary of grimness, a dictionary of darkness. But it also dishes up humour that’s blacker than a winter’s night in the Highlands and unpolished anarchy that’s true to Welsh’s out-there, frighteningly frank prose. Best of all, it features a possessed, full-on turn from James McAvoy that threatens to turn upside down the worldview of anyone who knows him only as Mr Tumnus the faun in ‘The Chronicles of Narnia’. For one thing, Tumnus never went wild on drugs in Hamburg with a straightlaced pal from a Masonic lodge. ‘Filth’ is a scabrous journey into the mind of a sociopath. It tells of Bruce (McAvoy), an Edinburgh police detective who’ll stop at nothing to climb the greasy career pole. It’s a pole lubricated with lashings of casual racism, sexism and homophobia, and the staff canteen would do better business selling booze, fags and cocaine. On the outside, Bruce is funny, raucous, one of the lads, helpful to a tee. On the inside, he’s dying, a shell of a man – abandoned by his wife and young child. Loud and frenetic, the film swerves in and out of the real and imaginary world – and the valleys of Bruce’s imagination are an uneasy place to forage for fun. Writer-director Jon S Baird (‘Cass’) borrows from the ‘Trainspotting’ rulebook: this world is larger than life; characters flirt with caricature
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