Beate-Uhse Erotik-Museum (CLOSED)

The three floors of this collection (above a flagship Beate-Uhse retail outlet offering videos and sex toys) contain oriental prints, showroom-dummy tableaux, and glass cases containing such delights as early Japanese dildos, Andean penis flutes, 17th-century chastity belts and a giant coconut that looks like an arse. There's a small, drab exhibit on pioneering sex researcher Magnus Hirschfeld and a corner documenting the career of Frau Uhse herself, who went from Luftwaffe pilot to annual sex-aid sales of €50 million.