Whether you’re newly solo, happily single or filled with the burning rage of a thousand exes, these anti-Valentine’s Day ideas will convey the proper sentiment. Forget the romantic restaurants and florists—we’ve got all the bitter sweets and tool bags you need.
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Cry us a river.
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