The best dive bars in DC

You’d walk right by this DJ-owned bar if it weren’t for the “thump thump” of the bass spilling onto the sidewalk. The free jukebox streams long-forgotten ’50s tunes, and on Sunday’s you’ll find Granny and the Boys, a funk band led by an 83-year-old woman. This place is admittedly quirky, but how can you argue with cans of Natty Boh and a shot of whiskey for $5 (cash only)?

There’s always something going on at Little Miss Whiskey’s, whether it’s a Game of Thrones screening, a pig roast on the patio, stand-up comedy or karaoke. The New Orleans Saints bar is the sister establishment to Jimmy Valentines, the hidden bar off of H Street where anything goes. The same attitude applies at Little Miss Whiskeys, where the Awesomeness (a dangerously strong alcoholic slushie) has fueled many late-night dance parties.

Red Derby has everything you want in a dive bar (cheap drinks, an unpretentious crowd) and then some (a covered roof with strung cafe lights, Jenga). The Columbia Heights bar hosts occasional community-oriented events, like fundraisers for local schools or Easter basket building for kids. But the main draw is the can-only beer list and $1 Natty Boh happy hour. Like most dives, Red Derby only takes cash, but there’s an ATM on the lower level.

This soulful standby on U Street is always good for a dance party. The floor gets crowded as the night goes on, so plan accordingly. (In other words, stand next to whomever you find the most attractive.) There’s a large outdoor patio in the back and often a new band to discover. To end on a high note, grab a slice of pizza from the truck that’s often parked out front before heading home.