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Your ultimate Republican National Convention drinking game

Anna Rahmanan
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Anna Rahmanan
Senior National News Editor
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Turn the next four days of politicking into an exciting drinking event as Republican nominee Donald Trump and his VP pick Michael Pence lead the National Convention in Cleveland.

From stage collapses to Twitter meltdowns to enthralling email scandals, this political season has been one of the most unpredictable and entertaining in recent American history. As the election cycle kicks into high gear with the RNC taking over Cleveland’s Quicken Loans Arena tonight, we're eager to hear what scheduled speakers Willie Robertson (CEO of Duck Commander and Buck Commander and star of Duck Dynasty), Former Governor of Texas Rick Perry, actor Antonio Sabato, Jr. and others have to say.

In an effort to make the evening even more memorable, we put together a handy little drinking game that we’ll be playing all throughout the conventions. Cheers!

Take a swig of beer every time:

Trump refers to Clinton as “Crooked Hillary” (given that tonight will focus on Benghazi, you might want to have a six pack at hand).

Pence says “small town,” “farm” and “God.”

You confuse Donald Trump, Jr. and Eric Trump.

Trump interrupts someone to talk about Trump.

Trump brings up “the polls” and “the numbers.”

Take a shot of tequila every time:

Someone claims that “Mexicans love Trump.”

Trump mentions “the wall”—not the one Jon Snow called home.

Trump says “HUUUUUUUUGE” (make it a huge shot, too).

Trump refers to himself in the third person.

You catch that look of horror in Ivanka’s eyes that seems to scream, “Why can’t Chelsea and I just run away, Thelma and Louise-style, and forget this entire thing ever happened?”

BONUS BOOZE:

Take one down for every inch of Melania’s stiletto heel (now’s the time to get your hangover cure ready).

Make yourself a martini when Scott Baio takes the stage, just because it’s probably the first time you’ve seen him since his Happy Days days.

Finish the bottle if a delegate pledged to Trump votes against him.

Fill up the bath tub with wine and jump in if the Republicans successfully deny Trump the nomination.


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