Spoiler alert: This post is about the Gilmore Girls revival, which premiered on Netflix over Thanksgiving. We binge-watched all four episodes in one sitting and assume you have done the same. Stop reading if you haven't. Or keep reading... but consider yourself warned.
After years of speculation following the revelation that creator Amy Sherman-Palladino knew what the final four words of the Gilmore Girls script were going to be before there was even a script, we're finally in on the secret: Rory is pregnant.
Flabbergasted? So are we. As reality sets in (the show is over... maybe), we now have the (probably fleeting) peace of mind to revisit what we thought those famous last words were going to be. And, yes, we were way, way off:
"I love you, mom."
"Where is the coffee?"
"Will you marry me?"
"I smell the snow."
"Give me the coffee."
"I want more kids."
"Oy with the poodles."
"I am not hungry."
"You have a sister."
"Want to grab coffee?"
"See you at Luke's."
"Rory, you are adopted."
"It's not the end."
"We will be back."
"We'll always be Gilmores."
"Fine, I'll try decaf."
"Jess, I love you." (#TeamJess forever)