What. The Actual. F**k.
Yep, that is a green McDonald's burger and yep, it's going to be haunting you all weekend-long.
The burger comes to us courtesy of McDonald's China, and is not the result of a collision of delicious bun and vat of toxic waste, but rather a tie-in with The Angry Birds Movie.
It is called, according to website That's, the "Naughty Green Pork Burger" and is made up of a pork patty, egg, lettuce, a jalapeño-flavored sauce all sandwiched between the green bun. So naughty.
It's available with a companion sandwich, the Angry Red Burger, which features two chicken patties between an equally unnaturally red bun.
We're not sure what's more disturbing, these Christmas-colored burgers or the idea of a movie about birds being celebrated with a meal that features a fried egg. What's next? Clown fillet-o-fish for Finding Dory?
Actually, sounds kinda amazing...