By now the self-appointed rankers of athletic hotness across a range of all-American athletic pursuits (take a look at our lists of hottest girls at the 2016 Summer Olympics and hottest NFL players), we pride ourselves in knowing every single player in all major sports leagues without ever actually watching a game. Can you blame us? Browse through our list of hottest basketball players in the NBA and you'll know what we're talking about.
PS. We limited ourselves to currently active players so you won't be seeing Kobe Bryant or Rick Fox (or Leon Powe, or John Havlicek or...) because they're retired.
20. Serge Ibaka, Orlando Magic
19. Tyson Chandler, Phoenix Suns
18. John Wall, Washington Wizards
17. Ed Davis, Portland Trail Blazers
16. Kyle Korver, Atlanta Hawks
15. Tiago Splitter, Atlanta Hawks
14. Marc Gasol, Memphis Grizzlies
13. Paul George, Indiana Pacers
12. Nick Young, Los Angeles Lakers
11. Gordon Hayward, Utah Jazz
10. Chandler Parsons, Memphis Grizzlies
9. David Lee, San Antonio Spurs
8. Blake Griffin, Los Angeles Clippers
7. Dwyane Wade, Chicago Bulls
6. D'Angelo Russell, Los Angeles Lakers
5. Iman Shumpert, Cleveland Cavaliers
4. Carmelo Anthony, New York Knicks
3. J. J. Redick, Los Angeles Clippers
2. Kevin Love, Cleveland Cavaliers
1. Stephen Curry, Golden State Warriors