Today, America was treated to a trip down a '90s memory lane. Sisqo, he of thong fame, released a new, updated version of his infamous 1999 R&B anthem, "Thong Song," with the help of Jcy, a Norwegian production trio.
The revamped version features milder vocals, the same dance routine and a whole lot of women running around Miami's beaches.
While being catapulted back in time at the mere thought of that "thong thong thong thong thong" and watching the remixed video, these are all the thoughts that crossed our mind:
1. Sisqo! Where have you been, man?
2. Wait, is that really you?
3. So... You don't age?
4. Fine, you do. Just saw you dance.
5. What's your real name?
6. What does Sisqo even mean?
7. Did you think of dedicating a song to thongs all by yourself?
8. EDM is actually not that bad.
9. Those thongs look mighty uncomfortable.
10. Just in case, where can I get one?
11. What in the world are thong chips?!?!
12. Do people really wear thongs on the beach?
13. Do other people truly find the look attractive?
14. Where's the nearest beach?