Sprawling wider than Sharon Stone's leggy, and over three large levels, HeadQuarters specialises in ‘fantasy play areas’ including a pig pen for boys who play dirty, a jail room for those seeking out an Oz fantasy and enough mazes to spin out Google maps.
This old favourite holds frequent fetish nights (including leather, Speedo and footy shorts parties), as well as the occasional all-nude evening where you can size out your trade from afar. This can come in handy as that crap about men with big feet has been duping gays for centuries.