After Schumer posted the Australia/NZ arena tour details on her website, the cat was kinda out of the bag. But Live Nation's official announcement this morning fills in the blanks: tickets for her December 15 show go on sale Wed July 13 (pre-sale) and Thu July 14 (general).
The queen of satirical sketch was last in Sydney as part of the junket for her film Trainwreck, and did a last-minute gig at Melbourne's Hamer Hall, in which she brandished a bottle of red as she riffed on her thighs, vagina and various body fluids. Our Melbourne reviewer wrote, "you could almost be at dinner talking some dirty, delicious smack with your most outrageous friend."
Failing the ability to time travel, we'll just have to deal with the altogether less intimate and spontaneous arena version.
Here's the best Sydney comedy you can see in the mean time.