Based on Time Out magazine's most popular column, Overheard brings together the best of the most ridiculous, bizarre, cringey and sometimes sweet utterances by the people in Singapore as heard by er, the people in Singapore.
“Yes I have hobbies. I like... keropok.”
“You shouldn’t wear silver jewellery, it’s poisonous! …Oh wait, I was thinking on behalf of vampires.”
“If Batman just went for therapy, he'd be fine. He's so rich, why is he sad?”
“The Batman is the prequel to Twilight, right?”
“I'm anxious...and sexy.”
“I cry when I cum.”
"She's married, she's got kids – and she's unhappy."
"People with purple coloured hair make me want to vomit.”
You can share the weird things you’ve overheard in Singapore. Above, are a few perplexing snippets from recent days – feel free to tag us yours using @timeoutsg.