Unlovable: A Smiths and Morrissey Valentine's Day

To quote noted vegetarian poet Steven Patrick Morrissey, “And if a double-decker bus/Crashes in to us/To die by your side/Is such a heavenly way to die.” The man clearly knows a thing or two about the nature of true love (also, vehicular manslaughter). Tribute band the Sons & Heirs along with host Rob Sheffield ring in V-Day with the mopey crooner’s greatest—and by that we mean most depressing hits.