Take Back the '80s Burlesque: Madonna's Birthday

The exorbitant price and inevitable hours-long wait to see Madonna live may not seem worth it for you, so shell out $12 to see burlesque stars Minnie D'Moocha and Francine "The Lucid Dream" gab, sing, strip and purr in celebration of the Queen of Pop's 57th birthday. You'll be the only person you know to have seen a Madonna show not performed by drag queens!