Any Williamsburg resident can moan and groan about the rising preponderance of waxed-up facial hair styles in the hipster generation, but for more than a decade, Coney Island's finest have been rocking it for real. At this outrageous cult competition, dozens of mustachioed and bearded men and women will take the stage to show off their sickest styles to win the Beard and Mustache Fez trophy.
This year's categories include, and we're not making this up, "Ballyhoo Beard" (best beard styled), "Man or Beast" (best beard natural), "Hokum and Hoodwinked" (Best Fake Beard or Moustache), "Dog and Pony" (best partial beard/sideburns), "Dog and Pony" (best partial beard/sideburns) and many more.