Alt.Oscar Awards

Screw Daniel Day-Lewis! You’re the star at this screening, awards ceremony and dance party to benefit fund-raising nonprofit Broadway Cares/Equity Fights AIDS. Make an entrance on the red carpet, where you’ll be bombarded by fake paparazzi and peppered with vapid questions, Ryan Seacrest–style. You could also win a cash prize: More than $1,000 will be handed out for accolades such as Best Celebrity Impersonation, Best Costume from a Recent Film, Most Tragic and Lifetime Achievement (Real or Imagined).