Fuck Marry Kill

Vicious teenagers do battle in modern-day Connecticut in James Presson's Jacobean-style revenge comedy, directed by Sash Bischoff for Less Than Rent Theatre. The show begins with promising stylishness, but despite a talented and attractive young cast, it unravels completely just as the noose should be tightening. What might have worked fine in 90 sleek minutes is tortured out—stretched on racks of banality, glibness and total implausiblity—into three exhausting hours.