Filthy Lucre: A Burlesque Christmas Carol

Local bump-and-grind impresario Johnny Porkpie reimagines Scrooge as a greedy strip-club owner named Ebeneza who rips off her dancers—and, of course, her clothes—in this risqué burlesque-theater adaptation of Charles Dickens's holiday chestnut. If you like your spiritual redemption stories perked up with pasties and tassels, this is the Carol for you. The cast this year includes Scout Durwood, Fancy Feast, Cheeky Lane, Tiger Bay, Tigger, Cashlee Banks, Miscallaneous DomTop and Jo Weldon. (Leave the kids at home for this one, folks.)