Neal Medlyn Has a Job

What are the odds that New York City would simultaneously offer two shows about making a radical career change to work as a security guard at the Metropolitan Museum of Art? And yet: As Patrick Bringley performs a stage version of his memoir All the Beauty in the World at the DR2, the performance artist and proud weirdo Neal Medlyn takes the stage at Joe's Pub—mere blocks away!—to weave his own tale of gainful employment, joined by a live band and some of his colleagues from the Met. (Medlyn estimates that, among other differences, his show will have "approximately 150 times the amount of talking about penises" as Bringley's.) For an extremely New York double header, try catching both performances back to back on April 15.