Pines Party 2016: Xanadu

Since the late ’70s, the Pines Party has rocked beaches of the Atlantic, and this year is no exception. As the coup de grâce of all Fire Island blowouts, the Xanadu-themed beach bash is expected to draw in a crowd of more than a thousand. A special VIP-experience tent on the sand turns X-rated after 3am with one-on-one performances guaranteed to give you, er, Pleasure Dome realness. But if you can’t swing VIP, DJs the Carry Nation and MORABITO provide the jams to ensure you’ll have a great time while thrashing around the surf. You’re guaranteed to get sand in your shorts one way or another. 577 Coast Guard Walk (pinesparty.com).