Red Dawn

Right-wingery doesn’t get more redonkulous than in this Russians-are-coming survivalist adventure that features an immortal catchphrase (“Wolverines!”) and stars a to-die-for ’80s cast (Swayze! Howell! Sheen!). Harry Dean Stanton demands you see this movie—the first ever to garner a PG-13 rating—and “avennnnnnnggggge” him!