The Pendulous Breasts Quarterly 1,493rd Annual Review

To fete the fourth edition of Onion writer John Howell Harris’s self-dubbed “literary magazine for the discerning breasts enthusiasts,” funny folks like Todd Barry, Michael Che and Matt Koff, plus musical guests the National Reserve and Kelli Scarr, descend upon Gowanus space Littlefield. The price of entry includes a bound copy of the tome, which could make a nice stocking stuffer for the humorous boob man on your gift list.