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Joke of the week: Ali Wong

Tuesday November 5 2013

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I hooked up with a guy who refused to put it in the back. I was like, “You’re an idiot, dude. Do you realize that if I posted ‘Tiny Asian Female Seeking Anal’ on Craigslist, the Internet would crash?”

Ali Wong performs at Stand Up NY Thu 7. Follow her on Twitter @aliwong3000.

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