Valley of the Dolls Burlesque

"All dolls, no downers" is the tag line for this take on the over-the-top Jacqueline Susann tale of love, ambition and pill popping in the big city, with neo-retro cabaret performer Molly Pope and a bevy of burly-Q beauties romping across the Duane Park stage. In the immortal words of Neely O'Hara (as played by Patty Duke in the 1967 film version), "Boobies, boobies, boobies. Nothin' but boobies. Who needs ’em?" Call for reservations.