Johnny Rooster's Barnyard Burlesque

It's Hee Haw meets burlesque at the Parkside Lounge tonight, with Johnny Rooster (downtown vet Bradford Scobie in Gomer Pyle–meets–Johnny Cash mode) serving as host and singing a little ditty. (It's called "I Fuck Chickens," just so you know what you're getting into.) An array of barnyard beauties, including Little Miss Lixx and Bambi Cornstar, add to the corn-pone regalement.