Iron Stripper

This show, produced and hosted by Neil O'Fortune, sounds like a hoot: It's essentially a burlesque version of Iron Chef—but instead of a secret ingredient, each performer will have to work a secret theme (chosen by the crowd) into his or her routine, with a panel of "experts" deciding on a winner. (Of course, the audience is the real winner.) Participants include Bambi the Mermaid, Fifi Dupree, Gal Friday, Hard Corey, Jezebel Express and Lil’ Miss Lixx.