Six things that are cooler than New York right now

It's hot, New York. And not just your basic, garden-variety hot—it's balls hot, with thermostats hitting 90 today and no end in sight for the humidity. It's hot enough that Mayor de Blasio is holding a press conference on extreme heat today. Hell, it's hot enough that these six notoriously steamy things seem downright chilly in comparison. 

1.George Costanza's spicy chicken

2. Drinking sriracha straight from the bottle

3. A steamy sauna

4. Chris Pratt's bulging biceps while he tenderly French-braids a girl's hair

5. Skin-scalding soup

6. Straight-up lava

Stay hydrated, New York!