Quiet Clubbing Festival brings a noiseless dance party to Coney Island

What sorts of things do you demand in your clubbing? Fire Twirlers? LED Hula dancers? Facepainting? Probably some DJs, right? LED Robots with air canons? Say no more: If you said yes to all the above, but no to actual floating-through-the-air musical vibrations, then the Quiet Clubbing Festival is the event for you. On Saturday, August 27, the party takes over Coney Island's Art Walls for a 4pm–midnight dance party with no actual airborne sound. You'll get a pair of wireless headphones for the tunes, which are separated into three channels: "Top 40 Dance Hits, " "Throwbacks and Mashups" and "Hip-Hop, R&B, Reggae, Soca." Get your tickets at QuietFestival.com.