Chick-fil-A is closed for health violations: Where is Jesus now?

On December 30, thousands of chickens were (hypothetically) spared as the Midtown Chick-fil-A quietly shut its doors to take care of the six violations it received after a city health inspection. And the sky turned gray as the fried chicken disciples were forced to wander elsewhere in the metropolis desert for their greasy meals. 

The restaurant closed its doors voluntarily after it was cited for "fruit flies in the restaurant, maintaining cold food temperatures, improper storage of an empty container and wiping cloths not being sanitized properly." Um, ew. No word yet on when the chain will reopen, so you'll have to live without for now. It's cold, how about some ramen? Or any other company that hasn't publicly announced gay people weren't welcome to their food? Enjoy!