Porky’s NYC (CLOSED)

It only took 24 years, but the hormone-driven bar from the raunchy cult film Porky’s has finally been reincarnated as a real live nightspot in Chelsea. The owners of Porky’s NYCpromise, “Warm beer, lousy food, crazy fun!” What kind of fun exactly? The bosomy waitresses will literally wear the menu (last we heard, desserts would be scrawled on their butts) and the bar has been fitted with funnels for easier chugging. Howard Stern fans are already drooling.