Jack Rabbit Slims (CLOSED)

The dance club has a message: It’s three letters long, starts with s, and ends in x. Decor runs from Austin Powers psychedelic to North Jersey topless, but every element drives home the booty-bar aesthetic: the red pleather panels, the twin dance poles and yes, the prodigious dildo standing at attention by the Red Bull cans. The youngish crowd comes dressed for action, but tear your eyes away long enough to check out the ’60s sexploitation posters.