Aces & Eights Saloon (CLOSED)

The theme is “girls gone Wild West” at this lowbrow Upper East Side boozatorium, with horseshoe decorations and beer-pong tables in the back. The “beergarita,” a (brace yourself) vodka sour mixed with beer, goes for $7, or get two for the price of one during happy hour (daily 5–8pm). Stick around for postsunset horseplay—a hardwood bar is popular among local ladies, who get up to dance to country tunes.