POTUS: Or, Behind Every Great Dumbass Are Seven Women Trying to Keep Him Alive

Nothing is sacred in the not-so-hallowed halls of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue in this gleefully vulgar farce from up-and-coming playwright Selina Fillinger. Despite the acronym in the title, the president of the United States doesn’t have a speaking part in this all-female satire, but his louche actions set in motion the zany antics of a rogues’ gallery of Beltway archetypes tasked with protecting—or exposing—his reputation. Zoetic Stage at Adrienne Arsht Center, 1300 Biscayne Blvd, Miami (305-949-6722, arshtcenter.org). Jan 9–26: 7:30pm Thu–Sat, 2:30pm Sun; $56–$61.