Jerry's Famous Deli (CLOSED)

At the top of the broadsheet-style menu (allow a good 45 minutes to read it) is a quote: "Some is good. More is better. Too much is just right." That about sums up Jerry’s ethos—feed ’em until they burst. Expect the usuals: dogs, burgers, melts, reubens, platters and breakfasts, all served around the clock. The setting is a former cafeteria-turned-ballroom, with enough seating for Latvia and decor that pulls out all the stops—mirror tiles, swags and swirls. Add a disco soundtrack, full bar and prices that would make any Jewish grandmother plotz.