Don Glotón

If you ever find yourself hungover—or just really, really hungry—Don Glotón, which translates to Sir Glutton, is where you want to wind up. Everything on the menu is just so extra: burgers topped with fried eggs and dripping with cheese; hot dogs covered in so many condiments you can't even find the wiener; and the Colombian treasure better known as tequeños, which are larger than the cheese sticks you're used to.